As I was helping Hudson clean his room tonight:
Hudson: Does everyone HAVE to get married?
Hudson: Good. I'm not.
Me: Why not?
Hudson: 'Cause then I can live all by myself and nobody will make me clean up.
Me: So you want to just live in a mess?
Hudson: Yep. I'll never put my toys away.
Me: Okay, but you have to get married to have kids.
Hudson: Oh. Well I want to have just one kid.
Me: Why just one?
Hudson: Because then I just will have one to tell what to do. And my wife can just clean up the toys.