- Could you please just leave on Friday night instead of Saturday?
- Don't come home until really late on Monday night.
- Why can't it be grandparent week instead of just a weekend.
- I have to get my list ready of everything we are going to do and have fun with while you are gone with Grandma and Grandpa.
And the best:
- I'm just really glad you are leaving because we just need a break from you and time with Grandma and Grandpa.