Hudson from the backseat of the car:
(why do my kids think about what they are going to be when they grow up when we are driving somewhere?)
"When I grow up I'm going to be a football player, and be in a band, and play the drums with the band, and play basketball, (pause) and be a pirate."
In junior high when he says "why do I have to learn algebra, I'm never going to use it?" what am I going to say when his career plans are to be a pirate athlete that plays the drums?